Seems like I can't go a week
Without some ancient prophecy
Tripping me up
Xander, shut up
Thought I might get to have some fun
But now there's this annointed one
Threatening to rise
From the ashes of fire
And I know I should stay focused
And the world depends on me
But who can think about that stuff
When a cute boy's reading poetry
Being chosen is a thing that's easy to hate
But I know who I am and I know it's my fate
You might be a slayer if you can relate
It's hard to never kill a boy on the first date
Never kill a boy on the first date
Cordelia, you're no threat to me
But Angel's looking jealously
And oh they don't know
The secrets, they grow
The gang's all here, we have to go
To the most romantic funeral home
Where Giles is trapped
With guilt I am wrecked
And I know he's not my dad
But he still looks after me
Which is nice since no one's seen my mom since back in episode three
Being chosen is a thing that's easy to hate
But I know who I am and I know it's my fate
You might be a slayer if you can relate
It's hard to never kill a boy on the first date
Never kill a boy on the first date
By the way I'll wear whatever I want Xander it's uncool
To try and slutshame all your friends
Just because they won't go out with you
Being chosen is a thing that's easy to hate
But I know who I am and I know it's my fate
You might be a slayer if you can relate
It's hard to never kill a boy on the first date
Never kill a boy on the first date