Something fishy has been going on And I don't know what to do Cause all the swim team boys are turning into Creatures from the black lagoon Well Xander saw one in the lunchroom yeah Their menu's always a scare Based on our data, Gage is next in line So gentlemen, beware You smell like low tide And you've got fish eyes I'd rather you were fried But you're steaming in Vaporized fins All for the win Why do the jocks get special privileges? I'm ten times stronger than them (Oh yeah, oh yeah) Social constructs really fuck shit up Always in favor of men (Men, men, men) Coach Carl and Snyder think they know it all But here's a lesson that's real When winning overpowers everything You might end up as a guppy meal Or with your nose smashed on a steering wheel You smell like low tide And you've got fish eyes I'd rather you were fried But you're steaming in Vaporized fins All for the win Yeah you're steaming in Vaporized fins All for the win