Mom brought home a mask fresh from the gallery I think it's possessed but she thinks it's nice All my friends are out, cruising the alleyways Are they glad I'm back, or are they telling lies I don't know what I'm supposed to do Inside I just feel so black and blue I'm not really in the party mood But the zombies just got here and I don't wanna be rude There's a zombie cat down with the dinner plates And our neighbor Pat brought schnapps to share Mom said that they met at book club, seems legit to me Willow's flipping out, Xander oughta shut his mouth Giles found the key and hates Americans I don't know what I'm supposed to do Inside I just feel so black and blue I'm not really in the party mood But the zombies just got here and I don't wanna be rude Coming home is hard but it's where I belong Oh, hey, here's a shovel, blam, it's in her eye Sorry, mom, I never wanted to kill your friend Pat Ba da da da da Ba ba ba da ba da Ba da da da da Ba ba ba da