Not supposed to be like this Y'know I used to be a real big fish Never thought that I would miss being in high school Nothing really feels the same, wasn't ready for this change But no one else is even phased, feel so uncool All my friends are blending in, wish I was adapting But my socializing hours are just chock-full of undead men Wish I didn't have to feel like such a freshman Soon as I made one nice friend, campus vamps they fed on him Seems a slayer just can't win for losing Can't believe they cornered me I escaped them very narrowly Did anybody see where my moves went Frat guys giving Jell-O shots to incoming women Yes I see the patriarchy's alive and kickin' Wish I didn't have to feel like such a freshman And did I mention Giles has a girlfriend! Or something, or something And did I mention Giles has a girlfriend! It's fucking weird I went to The Bronze round ten Hey Xander's back in town again Spent his summer stri-i-pping for some ladies He told me I was strong, he said I have the strength & power to send Sunday to her knees to beg for some mercy Dropped a bunch of psych books on a teacher's assistant Everyone's into Monet or else they've gone Kilmt-ing Wish it didn't have to suck to feel like a freshman