Oh oh, Xander in the middle Oh oh, Xander in the middle Oh oh, don't make Xander choose My watcher took a trip to the land of tweed and scones But when Giles's away, witches gonna play, you know Now get a load of the great big green-skinned hungry troll With a thirst for mead and a hatred deep of puny receptacles Oh oh, Xander in the middle Oh oh, Xander in the middle Oh oh, don't make Xander choose Oh oh, Xander in the middle Oh oh, Xander in the middle Oh oh, he's got so much to lose I might not have the best dating history Though I'd never swipe right On a big green guy who likes to eat babies But Anya, I feel ya We all have some exes we'd sooner forget (Ahh! It was just one wench!) Oh oh, Xander in the middle Oh oh, Xander in the middle Oh oh, don't make Xander choose Oh oh, Xander in the middle Oh oh, poor Xander in the middle Oh oh, he's got so much to lose Whoever will he save? Stuck between a troll and a hard place Sunnydale might be a wreck but we survived And the triangle that caused trouble is back to circle vibes No more, Xander in the middle No more, Xander in the middle Oh no, you can't make Xander choose No more, Xander in the middle No more, Xander in the middle Oh no, I won't let Xander lose Oh oh (oooh oooh) Oh oh (oooh oooh)