Burgers and fries Burgers and fries Didn't know that I was in for murder and lies Making my way Making some change Tryna get the Slayer just a little bit paid (Hoo ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh) (Hoo ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh) Burgers and fries Burgers and fries Thought it might be normal but instead a surprise Eight hour days For minimum wage But that's actually a lot more than my other job pays (Hoo ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh) (Hoo ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh) Yeah, coworkers die Yeah, the fryer self-fries Yeah, I sneak out to the dumpsters to fuck a dead guy Burgers and fries Burgers and fries A finger in the grinder, God how is this my life? I found out what's in The Doublemeat But it's something that I swore I won't repeat... Burgers and fries Burgers and fries Next time you can 86 the murder and lies (Hoo ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh) Next time you can 86 the murder and lies