(It's always fucking something on Halloween) (It's always fucking something on Halloween) Feel like I have deva vu This situation does not feel new One British scamp comes to mind Doin' costume mischief, working overtime And hanging back, for Giles to find It's always fucking something on Halloween It's always fucking something on Halloween Could swear I've been here before Knocking on some dumb frat house door I've seen some stuff that's bizarre But award for "Smallest Demon" goes to: Gachnar! I stepped on him, said "au revoir" It's always fucking something on Halloween It's always fucking something on Halloween It's always fucking something on Halloween It's always fucking something on Halloween Back where I started again All Hallow's Eve just might be my end Mystical sisters are fine But teenage boys are the thorn in my side This is my one night off Why don't you just get lost It's always fucking something on Halloween It's always fucking something on Halloween It's always fucking something on Halloween It's always fucking something on Halloween