I hit the streets every night My sacred calling's to bring the fight To vampires and demons So says my programming Not a woman and not a girl One chosen robot in all the world To scour the cemeteries Clean up the back alleys All my living friends Are trying to pretend, I'm real When they look at me All that they can see Is somebody who is long gone When they look at me All that they can see Is somebody who it hurts to, hurts to miss Each day I'm up with the sun To do the work of the chosen one I make the sandwiches Parent teacher meetings When night falls back on my grind To be the scourge of all monsterkind Pipelets and marzipan So says my programming All my living friends Are keeping secret things, from me When they look at me All that they can see Is somebody who is long gone When they look at me All that they can see Is somebody who it hurts to, hurts to miss