DJ fuckin' BadBoy here
Steamin' as shite
Am 'bout to tell you a story
'Bout my friday night
Bored as fuck, I'm sittin' in my house
My body's all stiff and I need to let loose
What a perfect time, to de-fuckin'-stress
It's only one day out the week
But it's the fuckin' best
So it's friday night
And I'm walkin' up the street
So everybody better bounce to the fuckin' beat
Singin' I'm lightweight and I am stickin'
Bottle or beer and am out my chickin'
DJ BadBoy's got the balls of steel
Off a bottle of Buckie and a fiver deal
I'm sayin'
I'm a lightweight and I am stickin'
Bottle or beer and am out my chickin'
DJ BadBoy's got the balls of steel
Off a bottle of Buckie and a fiver deal
Got my bottle of Buck and I'm fuckin' set
It tastes like shit but no sweat
I get to the house and the party's pumpin'
Tunes are nice and the bass is thumpin'
Spot a bird dancin' through the pad
I'm checkin' her out and she looks not bad
I give her a drink and I had one too
Then a conversation started and I had to say
I'm a lightweight and I am stickin'
Bottle or beer and am out my chickin'
DJ BadBoy's got the balls of steel
Off a bottle of Buckie and a fiver deal
Sayin'
I'm a lightweight and I am stickin'
Bottle or beer and am out my chickin'
DJ BadBoy's got the balls of steel
Off a bottle of Buckie and a fiver deal
So the Benz' half jipped and I'm pretty fucked, ay
She's sittin' on my knee
What did she say?
"Are you DJ BadBoy?" I said, "Aye"
The minute I said that she stopped bein' shy
She said take me to the room and do dirty stuff
The dirty bitch even wanted it up the duff
So I got her in the bed and I cuffed her tight
And said
"I'm sorry doll you're on your own tonight"
Because
I'm a lightweight and I am stickin'
Bottle or beer and am out my chickin'
DJ BadBoy's got the balls of steel
Off a bottle of Buckie and a fiver deal
Sayin'
I'm a lightweight and I am stickin'
Bottle or beer and am out my chickin'
DJ BadBoy's got the balls of steel
Off a bottle of Buckie and a fiver deal
♪
DJ fuckin' BadBoy
Friday fuckin' night
Lads
DJ fuckin' BadBoy
♪
Once again
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So I left the bird cuffed to the bed
By the time it came out
The fuckin' birdy was dead
There was fuck all but drink and rubbish everywhere
Half the cunts pure crashed lyin' on the flare
I was fucked and it was time to leave
I chugged a bottle of Buck
And I stuck it up my sleeve
Drinkin' mare and mare
Walkin' down the street
My legs pure turned to jelly
And I lost the beat
I stagged side to side
Fell right on my cunt
I done a tripple somersault
And a fuckin' stunt
Lyin' on my back, lookin' to the sky
Then a bird bent down, looks me straight in the eye
She says
"Oh my God, your'e fuckin' out you're tree"
I said
"No shit doll, it's fuckin' plain to see"
She didn't even help, she just walked away
I was on my arse, and coundn't stand at all
Because
I'm a lightweight and I am stickin'
Bottle or beer and am out my chickin'
DJ BadBoy's got the balls of steel
Off a bottle of Buckie and a fiver deal
Singin'
I'm a lightweight and I am stickin'
Bottle or beer and am out my chickin'
DJ BadBoy's got the balls of steel
Off a bottle of Buckie and a fiver deal