Bairds Bar called when they got the word
They said "I suppose you've heard"
About Gazza.
Well I went to the telly and I stuck up the text
I said to myself well what the hell next
The huns have gone and signed
A Geordie prick.
Oh I don't know why he's signing or what he's going to do
I guess he's trying to put Mikhailitchenko on the bru
Cause for 24 years we've been laughing like hell at Gazza.
(Gazza... who the f**k is Gazza)
24 years waiting for a treat
To slag him from the Gallowgate when the he begins to greet
Yeah for 24 years we've been laughing like hell at Gazza.
(Gazza... who the f**k is Gazza)
We grew up together Gazza and Jim
He was an arsehole I was a TIM
Me and Gazza
Now I know he's fat and he weighs a tonne
But I never thought he'd become a hun
Fat boy Gazza.
Oh I don't know why he's signing or what he's going to do
I guess he's trying to put Mikhailitchenko on the bru
Cause for 24 years we've been laughing like hell at Gazza.
(Gazza... who the f**k is Gazza)
24 years waiting for a treat
To slag him from the Gallowgate when the poof begins to greet
Yeah for 24 years we've been laughing like hell at Gazza.
(Gazza... who the f**k is Gazza)
Who the f**k is Gazza?