Once I was hit by an iceberg And when I awoke I was broken in two And surrounded by festering blokes So I wandered around on this submarine ground Travelled landscapes that no one had seen And I dialled up the number of a helpline I'd found Reached a comforting, strange melody So I smoked these cigarettes alone And I ended up dancing on my own And I found myself in no one's company At the bottom of the north atlantic sea James Cameron came Down the submarine lane Took a selfie with me Went off And the experts explained That bacteria and stain Wouldn't do me no harm anymore So I wandered around on this submarine ground Travelled landscapes that no one had seen And I dialled up the number of a helpline I'd found Reached a comforting, strange melody So I smoked these cigarettes alone And I ended up dancing on my own And I found myself in no one's company At the bottom of the north atlantic sea