I'm not going anywhere unless I'm stoned I don't think I'm going anywhere at all I'm going 10 under on the inner state With no other reason than to check your breaks And make some money for my family And pray that my children won't hate me one day And say things they mean and purse their day dreams And never fully grow up I was gonna call you first thing in the morning To check on you, to see how you're doing I was gonna call you first thing in the morning To check on you to see how you're doing fine I've been alright, thanks for asking I know where you keep a spare key So I came in and poured myself a drink And ate all your snacks You don't want me back And now I'm 24 and can barely grow a mustache I'm not going anywhere unless I'm stoned I don't think I'm going anywhere at all I'm not going anywhere until I'm stoned!