I live in an apartment on the 99th floor of my block
I sit at home looking out the window
Imagining the world has stopped
When in flies the guy, he's all dressed up just like the Union Jack
He says I've won five dollars, if I have he's come to take it back
I said, "Hey, you, get off my cloud
Hey, you, get off my cloud
Hey, you, get off my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud, mister"
The telephone is ringing
I say, "Hi, it's me, who's there on the line?"
A voice says, "Hi, hello, how are you?
Well, I guess I'm doing fine
It's three a.m., there's too much noise
Don't you people ever want to go to bed?
Oh, just 'cause you feel so good
Do you have to drive me out of my head?"
Hey, you, get off my cloud
Hey, you, get off my cloud
Hey, you, get off my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud, honey
I was so sick and tired I decided to take a drive downtown
It was so very quiet and peaceful
There was no-one, not a soul around
I laid myself down, I was so tired I started to dream
In the morning the parking tickets were just like flags
All over my windscreen
I said, "Hey, you, get off my cloud
Hey, you, get off my cloud
Hey, you, get off my cloud
Get off my cloud
Just get off my cloud"
I said, "Hey, you, get off my cloud, c'mon, c'mon
Hey, you, get off my cloud
Hey, you, get off my cloud
C'mon, baby