A Man Likes Fruit A Man Likes Fruit Full Stop Full Stop Full Stop Can't stop. Not to be rude But I have issues with food Excuse as I intrude But I'm an obsessive compulsive who hates Process they put on plates Don't deep fry or bake That's a great chique creator make Don't trust cadburys Don't trust dairylea And whatever you do stay well clear of sunny D Why don't you try fresh fruit Organic Produce Try GM Free milk with your tea (Yeah I know what you're saying the organics more expensive but save those Pennies save those pennies they've got a converter at sainsburys) Roll up Roll up your b-b-brown paper bags Roll up roll up your self packed fags You roll up (You roll up) From a vending machine And claim you got mugged off 'cause they only sold you sixteen (Sixteen) When it comes to plums They remind me of your mums Too many will give you the runs But if you don't want the runs ru-runs-runs Try bananas Don't argue with bananas Take a break from your palava's or use it as a sexual toy with your partner (OOH!) What about london fruits? What about British fruits? What happened to pie and mash? Wanna go to the Caff? But my plumbs, they're so purple p-purple p-purple Pies- They're just dead not alive. Pears, I love my pears, they sort our vinegar squares Hey, hey sample a baggins a baggins of apples Not N-not for bein' spoilt N-Not for being spoilt You know what they say... Roll up Roll up your b-b-brown paper bags Roll up roll up your self packed fags You roll up (You roll up) From a vending machine And claim you got mugged off 'cause they only sold you sixteen (Sixteen) Every Kind: Oranges, strawberrys cherry bananas, (Repeated fruits) Passion Fruit... What about london fruits? What about British fruits? What happened to pie and mash? Wanna go to the Caff? Wanna go to the caff? Wanna go to the caff? "Wanna Cup of tea with that love? Ooh yeah please uhm, Milk and two sugars" Roll up Roll up your b-b-brown paper bags Roll up roll up your self packed fags You roll up (You roll up) From a vending machine And claim you got mugged off 'cause they only sold you sixteen (Sixteen) Roll up Roll up your b-b-brown paper bags Roll up roll up your self packed fags You roll up (You roll up) From a vending machine And claim you got mugged off 'cause they only sold you sixteen (Sixteen)