Down on my street in a cafe A young man is scribbling Sipping a latte Smokes his cigarettes down to The core Thinks he's Satre But he can't write a birthday card Across the street a girl with a smile Talking on the telephone Catches his eye And she's really an alien You wouldn't know Dressed in an overcoat Out incognito They are only pretending Down on my street I'm not what I seem And you could be anyone If you know what I mean Down on my street They're making it up Right in front of you But don't be surprised 'Cause you pretend too 'Round the corner A couple in a fight Kept the neighbours up