Janet from another planet Says Johnny can Make a big comeback from Johnny land When the rabbit ears work on the TV set They settle for the only channel they can get Rosanne from another land says Dans fridge Has photos of his folks and his two kids She gave him a glossy 5 X 7 He stuck a magnet on her face and put her photo on the oven This whole world is round like a ball You either roll with it or don't roll at all 90 miles an hour just to get home I go 90 miles an hour Just to sleep alone June from the moon was FFA She put on her blue coat every day Shed take it off for a roll in the hay Now she's OA and single at the PTA Bobby-Joe from San Angelo Owns a chicken fry diner in the Stop-n-Go Its the last stop on this galaxy And the only thing the truckers want is the coffee free From another planet from another planet We want a taste of what aint ready yet Under the lid steaming in a pot It will burn your tongue when it's young and hot From another planet off Sycamore Street We drink wine in paper cups and stare at our feet Weve been the flat Weve been the spare And the fifth wheel on a ride we call solitaire I sleep alone because my heart has turned to granite I sleep alone because Im from another planet