I'm coming down here I'm gonna roast a leg of lamb I'm coming down here I'll do it the best that I can I'm coming down here I am the Modern Man I'm coming down here I'm going to clean my disssssh I'm coming down here Fulfill your every house wish I'm coming down here Put your feet up, catch a taaaaan! I'm coming down here I'm going to wash my own clothes I'm coming down here Get a tissue to pick my nose I'm coming down here You can even drive my van I am the Modern Man I am the Modern Man I'm coming down here While you eat breakfast in bed I'm coming down here Conscious of goings on in your head Was it something that I said? I'm coming down here To avoid a three week ban I am the Modern Man I am the Modern Man I'm gonna roast a leg of laaaaamb