Okay, I think I'm feeling it
Um, so I just dive in, Toad?
Okay, every single day
I gotta clean up the kitchen
Bowser screaming at me saying
"Scrub all of the dishes"
And Junior's a gremlin'
He's a monster I live with
That's the reason why I quit
'Cause I just reached my limit
The struggle is real
I need a new job
I worked as a plumber
And I once was a cop
I shot a black guy
And I planted a gun by his leg
I quit the plumber job
'Cause I got poop on my head
Worked at a call center
But it got on my nerves
They we're so rude
That's not what I deserve
And a security guard
At a pizza place
The monsters came alive
When you stayed too late
Had to quit Bowser
He treats me like a slave
Always make me watch his brat
But I barely get paid
But I hate these other jobs
I don't know what to do
(Dude your life sucks)
Toad, you don't have a clue
Man, I hate my life
Man, I hate my life
Man, I hate my life
I kinda wish that I was white
Man, I hate my life
Man, I hate my life
Man, I hate my life
I kinda wish that I was white
Man, I hate my life
Man, I hate my life
Man, I hate my life
I wish that every thing was right
Man, I hate my life
Man, I hate my life
Man, I hate my life
I wish that every thing was right