Why? Why? Why? Hey, daddy, I smacked these hoes I stuck my pee-pee in some Cheerios I got a pencil in my nose and I beat my diaper everywhere I go Like to hop-hop, like a bunny Pooped my pants, and now it's runny I go, ooh, ooh, you think that's funny? I stuffed my diaper with all my money (Jeffy) why, why? (Jeffy, don't do that) why, why? (Jeffy, eat your green beans) why, why? (Jeffy, don't poop your pants) why, why? Cat piano solo (Oh, Jeffy, stop it) Why? Got a helmet on top of my head Spanked my pee-pee until it was red Eat green beans? I'd rather be dead It's ten o'clock, and I'm ready for bed Hey, daddy, I just, uh, showed you how to poop on the track So, uh, I'm going to bed I got my character on and my bunny suit on I'm ready for bed