Why? Why? Why? Hey Daddy, I smacked these hoes I stuck my pee-pee in some Cheerios I got a pencil in my nose, And I beat my diaper everywhere I go I like to hop-hop like a bunny Pooped my pants, and now it's runny I go "Uh-uh" you think that's funny? I stuffed my diaper with all my money Jeffy Why? why? Jeffy, don't do that Why? why? Jeffy, eat your green beans Why? why? Jeffy, don't poop your pants Why? why? Cat piano solo Oh, Jeffy, stop it Why? Got a helmet on top of my head Spanked my pee-pee until it was red Eat green beans? I'd rather be dead It's ten o' clock and I'm ready for bed Hey daddy, I just uh, showed you how to poop on the track, So, uh, I'm goin' to bed I got my carrots on, I got my bunny suit on, I'm ready for bed