We're back in the sticks We're back in the sticks We're back in the sticks again It's the tenth time we've been In a flippin' shateen We're back in the sticks again Oh give me a shower and electric power And a shave without any pain And a big feather bed To lay down my head Cause I'm back in the sticks again We're back in the sticks We're back in the sticks We're back in the sticks again It's the tenth time we've been In a flippin' shateen We're back in the sticks again Oh give me some shoes Cause boots are bad news And a raincoat that keeps out the rain Please let me scrap my comical cap Cause I'm back in the sticks again We're back in the sticks We're back in the sticks We're back in the sticks again It's the tenth time we've been In a flippin' shateen We're back in the sticks again Oh give me a grog It's the life of a dog Give me a brandy and pain Or and ice cold Shumba To tickle my thumba I'm back in the sticks again We're back in the sticks We're back in the sticks We're back in the sticks again It's the tenth time we've been In a flippin' shateen We're back in the sticks again Give me a brunette Or a lovely redhead Or a blonde to boggle my brain Cause a bird in the bush Would really be mush I'm back in the sticks again We're back in the sticks We're back in the sticks We're back in the sticks again It's the tenth time we've been In a flippin' shateen We're back in the sticks again We're back in the sticks We're back in the sticks We're back in the sticks again It's the tenth time we've been In a flippin' shateen We're back in the sticks again