(This text is not 100% accurate, it's preliminary) If he had to go left or right or wrong He'd rather kill the referee Blakboys the type, the food is right When snow falls in Calgary Gosh for a snuff home video Though it wasn't very well hung They stuffed him goodnight, hey that's alright I'll just breath with the other lung Hey mirror, mirror on the wall Tell me mirror when I'm growing tall I'd rather be the pin than the ball Rather cool than wet my panties on rock'n'roll Why don't we bring a stereo And disappear in jamboree We'll drive on in the sound to the flowers on the ground When snow falls in Calgary