Whoa oh I gotta pee so bad This long ass car ride is driving me fucking mad We've been on the road for seven damn hours If you don't pull over now you're gonna get a peepee shower This entire trip just totally sucks Cuz I got so much peepee stored inside my nuts, yeah Who's idea was it to go camping anyway I'd rather have stayed home and played games all day, alright I swear my bladder is about to pop Just pull the fuck over that next rest stop, that's right Oh I just pray that the bathroom's not full Because I am on the verge of losing control Peepee drop, let's go Aaaah