When I stay out all night, the dog house is where I'm bound When I stay out all night, the dog house is where I'm bound My wife, she tells me, the dog house is where I'll be found I think I'll by me a collar, and a chain ten feet long Think I'll by me a collar, and a chain ten feet long So she can lead me around every time I go wrong I'm in the dog house now, wonder when will she let me out? I'm in the dog house now, wonder when will she let me out? I'm not going to stop drinking, till she put a muzzle on my mouth Play 'em on down! Sometimes I believe I'm making a dog of myself Sometimes I believe I'm making a dog of myself When I'm in the dog house, I don't blame nobody else