I was feelin' the blues.
I was watchin' the news,
When this fella came on the TV.
He said I'm tellin' you, that science has proven
That heartaches are healed by the sea.
Well that got me goin', without even knowin'
And I packed right up and drove down.
Now I'm on a roll and I swear to my soul,
Tonight I'm gonna paint this town.
So bring me two piña coladas,
I want one for each hand.
Let's set sail with Captain Morgan,
Oh, we'll never leave dry land.
Hey troubles, I've forgot 'em.
I buried' em in the sand.
So bring me two piña coladas.
She said goodbye to her good timin' man.
Goodbye!
Oh, now I gotta say that the wind and
The waves, and the moon winking down at me,
Eases my mind, by leaving behind,
The heartaches that love often brings.
I've got a smile that goes on for miles,
With no inclination to roam.
And I gotta say that I think I gotta stay.
This is feelin' more and more like home.
So bring me two piña coladas,
I gotta have one for each hand.
Let's set sail with Captain Morgan,
Oh, but never leave dry land.
Hey, troubles I've forgot 'em.
I buried' em in the sand.
So bring me two piña coladas.
She said goodbye to her good timin' man.
Bring, bring, bring me
(I'm taking a running start!)
Two piña coladas.
(Yeah!) I want one for each hand.
Let's all set sail with Captain Morgan,
Oh but never leave dry land.
(Those troubles I forgot 'em.)
Troubles I forgot' em.
(I buried 'em in the sand.)
I buried' er in the sand.
(Ha Ha!)
So bring me two piña coladas,
And say hello to her good timin' man!
Bring me two piña coladas,
I gotta have one for each hand.
Let's all set sail with Captain Morgan,
And we'll never leave dry land.
Hey, troubles I forgot 'em...
(Fadeout)