Stinky weebs, smelly dweeps
Ain't you ever heard of soap?
Shitty ass, awful gas
Can't see how you fucking cope!
Gum is like a dollar fifty
Soap is like a buck
Are you that oblivious
Or just don't give a fuck?
Oi! Oi! Shower chan!
O shiri o arau!
Oi! Oi! Shower chan!
Take a bath before you go!
Oi! Oi! Shower chan!
Omae wa mo shinderu!
Oi! Oi! Shower chan!
PEE FUCKING YEW!
Nerdy horrors, tipped fedoras
Sweaty dripping bearded necks
Cargo pants and weird advances
Those poors girls don't want your sex
Wheres your self awareness
And your sense of empathy
Creepy sack of shit so careless
Plus you smell like pee
Oi! Oi! Shower chan!
O shiri o arau!
Oi! Oi! Shower chan!
Take a bath before you go!
Oi! Oi! Shower chan!
Omae wa mo shinderu!
Oi! Oi! Shower chan!
PEE FUCKING YEW!
Look - if you can afford to attend a convention, you can afford deodorant!
Oi! Oi! Shower chan!
O shiri o arau!
Oi! Oi! Shower chan!
Take a bath before you go!
Oi! Oi! Shower chan!
Omae wa mo shinderu!
Oi! Oi! Shower chan!
PEE FUCKING YEW!
"Showers are sexy! Take one today!"