I tawt i taw ol' tanty claus
Wite outside my window
With a big wed suit and fuwwy cwas
I hope he don't dat indo*EYEOW!*
Cuz santy comes down dat chimney
He usawee dont cwimb a twee
And he dont wick dose chops at me
Dat funny ol tanty claus
"AHHHHAAAAAHHH OOF" "what a job bein a pussycat..."
Iiii tawt i taw ol tanty claus
Going to get a wadda
With a big white beard and gaping jaws
I tawt dat he'd be fatter
They wing no sway with no goodies here
And heawing there no cwistmas cheer
And now hes swingin' on a chandileer!
Dat funny ol' tanty claus
"WOAAWOWOAOAOAAOAO"
"And what do you want fo' cwistmas tanty clauus?"
"Alittle cooperation wouldntchaleeyano."
Iii tawt i taw ol tanty claus
Sharpinin his cwaws while gwooming!
With his tail back where his tanty was
A'whos he think hes foowing
'Cuz underneath dat pointy hat
He looks like dat ol' putty cat
("Gotcha!")
And he dont know i got a baseball bat!
("YOW! OW OOO")
I know it wasnt him because
Tanty dont have no cwawwws("Sufferin' suckatash")
("Sometimes it feels like im loosin my touch. eeeee...")