Bring your own lampshade, somewhere there's a party Here it's never ending, can't remember when it started Pass around the lampshade, there'll be plenty enough room in jail If being wrong's a crime, I'm servin' forever If being strong's your kind, then I need help here with this feather ♪ If being afraid is a crime, we hang side by side At the swingin' party down the line ♪ Pound the prairie pavement, losin' proposition Quittin' school and goin' to work and never goin' fishing Water all around, I never learned how to swim now If being wrong's a crime, I'm servin' forever If being strong's your kind, then I need help here with this feather ♪ If being afraid is a crime, we hang side by side At the swingin' party down the line At the swingin' party down the line ♪ Bring your own lampshade, somewhere there's a party Here it's never ending, can't remember when it started Pass around the lampshade, there'll be plenty enough room in jail If being wrong's a crime, I'm servin' forever If being strong is what you want, then I need help here with this feather ♪ If being afraid is a crime, we hang side by side At the swingin' party down the line At the swingin' party down the line