Everyday she's exhaused Everyday she works till too late Everyday it's the boss behind her Bad breath on her shoulder blade Everyday is a bad mood And take home pay is a lie they tell you She drowns her sorrow in Thai food, cartoons And Joni Mitchell "Blue" All the boys in their business suits Go golfing on the weekend She gets annoyed but the plain truth is That she just might end up like them And all the sudden it's pitch black And all the sudden she's one year older And all the sudden the clocks turn back, today in fact And she says, no no no If I were me I'd live my life Get out and see what the world is like The only thing they'll be saying is she's different now And she lives down south And she says to say hello to you She's walking into the wind this weekend Walking by the train tracks If she were Kerouac, she'd jump this train and not look back Man, she swears that she loves that sound Makes her feel like she's someone she don't know Who'd really care if she left right now? Her mom might frown and her dad, well, he'd say no (No no no) If I were me I'd live my life Maybe at least I'd do one thing right The only thing they'll be saying is she's different now And she lives down South And she says to say hello to you Everyday she's exhausted Everyday she's up at sunrise M&M's and a coffee Are the best part of the subway ride Then the rain starts, and there's something about the rain And she thinks, aw hell I'll just go home If I were me I'd live my life Go sea to sea on a three speed bike The only thing they'll be saying is she's writing a novel If I were me I'd be just my type Get out and see what the world is like The only thing they'll be saying is she's different now She lives down south And she says to say hello to you