It was the batting cage, it was the middle of June
It was an uneventful evening
She said I think it's rage that's eating up at you
She said, I think I found the remedy
You know, I wouldn't normally lecture
And I would never pontificate
But consider every fracture
That has busted up your mental state
So, here's a stack of tokens
Here's a bat that feels just right
She said pretend that ball is Death Star
And you're a Jedi Knight
Sometimes you get a little uneasy
Sometimes you come a little unglued
Sometimes you know a little lettin' loose
Is gonna do a world of good for you
He missed a dozen balls, he hit a lady's head
He said, it's no use can't you see
He said, my favorite thing is the Grateful Dead
And these stupid sports are not for me
She said, aw put away your cigarette
Hit you one round more
Pretend that ball is corporate
And you're a general store
Sometimes you get a little uneasy
Sometimes you come a little unglued
Sometimes you know a little lettin' loose
Is gonna do a world of good for you
She said, I do believe you have it now
And it's pretty safe to say that
I'll bet your feeling better
And I'll bet Jerry hit some in his day
So pretend that ball's a shopping mall
Pretend that you're a tree
Pretend that thing's Columbus
And that you're a Cherokee
It was the batting cage, it was the middle of June
He said my body's getting sore
I've knocked every ugly Wal-Mart down
If I'm, in fact, the general store
I got one more token, one more game
And if you leave it up to me
I'll pretend that I'm a human brain
And that ball's a great big TV
Sometimes you get a little uneasy
Sometimes you come a little unglued
Sometimes you know a little lettin' loose
Is gonna do a world of good for you