If you were an astronaut And your rocket got lost in space You just hang above the stars In a big shiny metal case Then I would come and find you and I would bring you home Because there's no other astronaut That I would like to call my own If you were a pirate girl And you sailed on the oceans blue And you crash your pirate ship And you just don't know what to do Then I would come and find you and I would bring you home Because there's no other pirate girl that I would like to call my own There's no other pirate girl I would like to call my own So we all sing Ooh ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh If you were a marching band And your heart beat like a drum You travel all round the land And I would tag along If I couldn't come with you Then I'd listen on the phone Because there's no other marching band That I would like to call my own There's no other marching band That I would like to call my own So we all sing Ooh ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh If you were a dancing girl And your feet lit up the stage I'd come and watch you dance all night And I'd watch you dance all day You're gonna be the best dancing girl That the world has ever known Because there's no other dancing girl That I'd like to call to my own There's no other dancing girl That I'd like to call to my own There's no other marching band That I would like to call my own There's no other pirate girl I would like to call my own There's no other astronaut I would like to call my own