There are 300 steps to my bed And I've had too many bottles of wine Maybe I'll sit here and rest for a while And then I'll be fine for my climb The wine, the wine Don't blame the wine Blame the man who sleeps in my bed Tonight I will sleep on the beach 'Cause I've had too many bottles of rum Maybe I'll sit here and rest for a while And wait for the dawn of the sun The rum, the rum Don't blame the rum Blame the man who sleeps in my bed My whole life's been a torid affair 'Cause I've had too many bottles of gin Marriage and babies were never for me But neither is living in sin The gin, the gin Don't blame the gin Blame the man who sleeps in my bed