She'll spend a dollar, quick as a dime She goes Commando, most all of the time And she writes a fine prose, I'd have to say finer than mine These things I've come to know, These things I've come to know She likes to two-step, she likes to waltz She likes to tango, no matter the cost ‘Cause she likes to spin ‘til it leaves her a little bit lost These things I've come to know, These things I've come to know And I don't know what made me so brazen & Bold, at the time I was feeling so wasted & old And I can't dance a lick, but sometimes I can flat rock and roll These things I've come to know, These things I've come to know And you can yell at the top of your lungs for a round, But late in the shift she'll suffer no clowns if You're wondering if the tattoo goes all the way down She can change her own fuse, she can fix her own car She can back down a drunk, and run him out of the bar She don't scare easy, but she can be pushed too far These things I've come to know, These things I've come to know, These things I've come to know