Been one of those "take-this-job-and-shove-it" kinda work weeks
Thank God there's margarita strong
If we wind up on the bar top singing 'Don't Stop Believing'
Tequila's what we'll blame it on
If I wake up in some strange place with a hating life hangover
My keys and all my dignity gone
If we get thrown out the bar, get a neon scar or a bad tattoo
Tequila's what we'll blame it on
'Cause when the world gets a little too crazy
Gotta have some crazy of your own
If we need an alibi for doing something wrong
Tequila's what we'll blame it on
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Last time I asked for this much time of the salty sweetened gabby
I found my ex's number on my phone
So if she wakes up to that straight out the blue, I love you message
Tequila's what we'll blame it on
'Cause when the world gets a little too crazy
Gotta have some crazy of your own
If we need an alibi for doing something wrong
Tequila's what we'll blame it on
♪
So if your soul needs some reality amnesia
'Cause you deserve the break for way too long
Yeah, tonight, you can ride a boat, gon' meet a stranger
And get hitched out in Vegas
And tequila's what we'll blame it on
'Cause when the world gets a little too crazy
Gotta have some crazy of your own
If we need an alibi for doing something wrong
Tequila's what we'll blame it on
If we need an alibi for doing something wrong
Tequila's what we'll blame it on
Yeah, pass that bottle over here
Yeah, gotta blame it on something
Yeah, pass another shot of that
I don't need no salt and lime