My mother told me: "If you ever become a rock star Do not smash the guitar. There are too many poor kids out there who have nothin' and they see that shit When all they wanna do is play that thing Boy You better let'm play" Okay, if she ever starts in one of these Lectures your best bet is to pull up a chair, chief, 'cause Momma don't deal in the abridged version. She worries about me so much some days It feels like I'm watching windshield wipers On high speed during a light sprinkle And I gotta tell'er, "Ma, yer makin' me nervous." She was born to be laid back, y'all, I swear, But some of us were brought up in households Where Care Free is a stick of gum, And the only option for getting out Is to walk faster. The woman can run In high heels Backwards While bursting my bubble, Double checking my homework, Bursting my bubbles, rolling enough coins To make sure that I have lunch money, And preparing for a meeting at school On her only day off So she can tell Miss Goss the music teacher, "If you ever touch my boy again, big lady, I'll bounce a hammer off yer skull." I remember her doing these things swiftly And with a smile in her discounted thrift store business suits off layaway. She wore them bright and distinguished Enough to cover up the 30 years of highway scars truckin' through her spine. Some accidents you don't need to see, rubbernecker. Keep movin' 'Cause she made it. She's alive And she's famous. We can stretch Van Gogh paintings From Kilgore, TX to Binghampton, NY And you still won't find the brilliant brush Strokes It takes to be a single mother Sacrificing the best part of her dreams To raise a baby boy who – on most days – She probably wants to strangle. We disagree – a lot. For instance, she still thinks it's okay To carry a conversation Full throttle At 7 a.m. Whereas I think... Oh, wait, I'm sorry... I don't think at seven in the morning. But we both agree that Love Makes no mistakes. So at night time, When she's winding down And I'm still writing books about How to get comfortable in this skin she gave me, I see rock stars on stages Smashing guitars. It's when I wanna find'm a comfortable Chair Get'm a snack, And introduce them to Daylight: This is my mother, Tresa B. Olsen. Runner of the tight shift. Taker of the temperature. Leaver of the light on. Lover of the underdog. Mover of the mountain. Winner of the good life. Keeper of the Hope Chest. Guitar Repair Woman. And I am her son, Buddy Wakefield. I play a tricked-out electric pen, Thanks to the makers of music and metaphor, But I do my best to keep the words in check, And I use padded microphone So I don't hurt you, Because sometimes I smash things, And I don't ever wanna let'er down.