On the first day of dragmas my good john gave to me
A pin badge from BBC 3
On the second day of dragmas my good john gave to me
Two bouncing boobies
And a pin badge from BBC 3
On the third day of dragmas my good john gave to me
Three heaving handbags
Two bouncing boobies
And a pin badge from BBC 3
On the fourth day of dragmas my good john gave to me
Four silver dresses
Three heaving handbags
Two bouncing boobies
And a pin badge from BBC 3
On the fifth day of dragmas my good john gave to me
Five bright red wigs
Four silver dresses
Three heaving handbags
Two bouncing boobies
And a pin badge from BBC 3
On the sixth day of dragmas my good john gave to me
Six bottles of botox
Five bright red wigs
Four silvеr dresses
Three heaving handbags
Two bouncing boobiеs
And a pin badge from BBC 3
On the seventh day of dragmas my good john gave to me
Seven stacking lashes
Six bottles of botox
Five bright red wigs
Four silver dresses
Three heaving handbags
Two bouncing boobies
And a pin badge from BBC 3
On the eighth day of dragmas my good john gave to me
Eight tons of glitter
Seven stacking lashes
Six bottles of botox
Five bright red wigs
Four silver dresses
Three heaving handbags
Two bouncing boobies
And a pin badge from BBC 3
On the ninth day of dragmas my good john gave to me
Nine failed death drops
Eight tons of glitter
Seven stacking lashes
Six bottles of botox
Five bright red wigs
Four silver dresses
Three heaving handbags
Two bouncing boobies
And a pin badge from BBC 3
On the tenth day of dragmas my good john gave to me
Ten devious drag queens
Nine failed death drops
Eight tons of glitter
Seven stacking lashes
Six bottles of botox
Five bright red wigs
Four silver dresses
Three heaving handbags
Two bouncing boobies
And a pin badge from BBC 3
On the eleventh day of dragmas my good john gave to me
Eleven million mentions
Ten devious drag queens
Nine failed death drops
Eight tons of glitter
Seven stacking lashes
Six bottles of botox
Five bright red wigs
Four silver dresses
Three heaving handbags
Two bouncing boobies
And a pin badge from BBC 3
On the twelfth day of dragmas my good john gave to me
Twelve booked and blessed months
Eleven million mentions
Ten devious drag queens
Nine failed death drops
Eight tons of glitter
Seven stacking lashes
Six bottles of botox
Five bright red wigs
Four silver dresses
Three heaving handbags
Two bouncing boobies
And a pin badge from BBC 3