Bad boys, and bright pink cars
It's a mad world, so play your part
Give me diamond rings, and bad street art
I don't need money, just your plastic heart, yeah
Tie you up and take you home
'Cause I know where you wanna go
Cut your hair and steal your phone
Let me show you what you're missing
I wanna live in a hypothetical world
Where I get the boy and you get the girl
Yeah, I'd be the prince and you'd kiss my lips
Wouldn't it be magical?
I wanna live in a hypothetical place
Where we sleep in late and you can't escape
Your hands cuffed to mine, a wrinkle in time
Wouldn't it be magical?
In the hypothetical
Dress you up, you're my Ken Doll
Because Barbie always makes the call
You can kiss my face, 'cause I can't wait
And my lipstick tastes like novocain
I wanna live in a hypothetical world
Where I get the boy and you get the girl
Yeah, I'd be the prince and you'd kiss my lips
Wouldn't it be magical?
I wanna live in a hypothetical place
Where we sleep in late and you can't escape
Your hands cuffed to mine, a wrinkle in time
Wouldn't it be magical?
In the hypothetical
So hypothetically
Tie you up and take you home (take you home)
'Cause I know where you want to go
Cut your hair and steal your phone
Let me show you what you're missing
I wanna live in a hypothetical world
Where I get the boy and you get the girl
Yeah, I'd be the prince and you'd kiss my lips
Wouldn't it be magical?
I wanna live in a hypothetical place
Where we sleep in late and you can't escape
Your hands cuffed to mine, a wrinkle in time
Wouldn't it be magical?
In the hypothetical