When I find myself in times of darkness And I just can t seem to face the day I call out to my good friend Hagrid And all my fears just melt away If Hagrid s busy with his magical creatures Then Draco s there to back me up We get together and watch a movie Or rock out with our sweet guitars If Draco s busy snogging Pansy Then I ll log onto my MySpace account And send a message to my homegirl, Jackie Or my other homegirl, Arielle If all else fails and I m all alone I think of the greatest tree there ever was His name is Treebeard Some people have Jesus Some people have Buddha Some people have Muhammad Some people have Vishnu But I have Treebeard The greatest tree that ever lived Treebeard fought the orks When no one else could He brought together his great army of Ents Thereby setting a precedent For any tree Who is worth his place on Earth To fight For the noble battle of cleaning up the environment And otherwise encouraging respect for trees Treebeard Oh, Treebeard Oh the greatest tree that ever lived Oh, Treebeard Oh, Treebeard The greatest tree that ever lived