Oh, Cedric why'd you go into that maze? Haven't you ever seen a Hollywood movie before? In which a minor character gets slain To benefit the survival of the big star ... It's such a cliche You've been at Hogwarts long enough to know That Harry's gonna get through whatever comes his way Then there's that whole business with Cho Chang There had to be a means of getting you out of the way ... It's such a cliche Cedric Diggory Were you too proud to see Your days were numbered when You stepped in the ring with him You were unaware That you were just a spare You're six feet underground And Harry's still around We all agree you're braver than most boys But that's no reason to go and get yourself killed Did you notice there's no scar on your forehead? And what kind of hero dresses in yellow anyway? ... It's such a cliche