When the hype gets too much The trees and the lights The same stupid songs Drives you crazy It's that time of year When families draw near Sing songs about deer Doesn't that sound crazy If you feel you need a pause From all the silly Christmas songs Here's another one To add to the list We tried our best To give it a miss But the spirits too strong Not much we can do A very merry Christmas From us to you With so many songs About sleighbells and snow And Mic's on repeat On your radio There's that old fat dude Who makes lists every day And he saves on fuel Cause he rides in a sleigh If you feel you need a pause From all the silly Christmas songs Here's another one To add to the list We tried our best To give it a miss But the spirits too strong Not much we can do A very merry Christmas From us to you We'll take this time to apologize If this is not what you want to hear But this old world seems a little grim And we could do with some Christmas cheer Here's another one To add to the list We tried our best To give it a miss But the spirits too strong Not much we can do A very merry Christmas From us to you From us to you From us to you Merry Christmas