I'm Missus White Christmas
I'm Missus Snow
I'm Missus Icicle
I'm Missus Ten Below
Friends call me Snow Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
I'm too much!
He's Mister White Christmas
He's Mister Snow (That's right!)
He's Mister Icicle
He's Mister Ten Below
Friends call me Snow Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
He's too much! (Thank you)
I never want to know a day
That's over forty degrees
I'd rather have it thirty, twenty
Then five and let it freeze!
He's Mister White Christmas
He's Mister Snow (Sing it!)
He's Mister Icicle
He's Mister Ten-Below
Friends call me Snow Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
I'm too much
Too much!
I'm Missus Green Christmas
I'm Missus Sun
I'm Missus Heat Blister
I'm Missus One-Hundred-and-One
They call me Heat Miser
Whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!
He's Mister Green Christmas
He's Mister Sun (That I am)
He's Mister Heat Blister
He's Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser
Whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much! (He's too much!)
(Heh, thank you)
I never want to know a day
That's under sixty degrees
I'd rather have it eighty, ninety, one hundred's a breeze!
Oh, some like it hot, but I like it really hot!
He's Mister Green Christmas
He's Mister Sun (Sing it!)
He's Mister Heat Blister
He's Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser
Whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
Ugh, too much
Too much!