It used to be Cat Valley was disaster-free
But the Great War brought death and cats-tastrophe
So we had to find a way to heal
Cover up the pain with pageantry and zeal
You see, each Cataur has a fierceness they express in different ways
We strike poses on the runway
And do cat tricks
And we do this every day
I'm sure to win the sash tonight
When Johnny sees my yarn ball fight
No, I'm gonna take the sash home
When Johnny hears my skills today
I've been practicing the piano and it goes
When I play
Who will take the sash home, only Johnny can say
This is David (hi)
He's my trainer (hi)
He's here to help me with my jazz hand skills
I glue wigs on people's heads all day
It's gross, but, I mean, it pays the bills
I came to sing!
I'm Kale
I'm Shar
We're the Glitter Cats
I got a lot of hats (he's got a lot of hats)
I brought 'em all (he brought 'em all)
I'm wearing all of them (he's wearing his hats)
I'm wearing every hat that I own (all of his hats)
It's like fifty of 'em (how many hats?)
It's fifty hats, it's too many (that's a lot of hats!)
Who will take the sash home, only Johnny can say
And we do this every day