Devgan ki kasam gaali mat bak-lol bhai!
Mann mai gandh, zabaan control bhai
Jhandh fakeer baithke karein scroll bhai
Kam akkal itni hate kyun troll bhai?
Inki puberty hit na hori daadhi na nikalri
Papa ki gadhi mai mummiyo ki galiya nakalri
Sale badass ashubh yeh khudh nahi h jante
Hum chappal ki chingam pe hath nhi marte
Jai hind doston, mujhey nahi hai khauf
Baithe bhonkte rahega kyuki nahi h khwab
Flop show berozgaar tu karien job blow
Yeh jaise j&k akay karun tera data off
Hanji chain mai phasi inki choti pinki
Hai umar bhi kamsi dete maut ki dhamki
Jab netaji he bolenge ke maardo goli
Tab bhatijo ke khoon mai chadegi thodi garmi
Homework nahi hora adha doodh ka gilaas
13 saal ki umar mai bachaye bhaggwaan
Mansoobe mere saaf hai nek dil awaaz
Yahan yuva "dubey" roz bro just like "vikas!"
Bho'p'adike galiyo mai teri mistake!
Gaali likhne se pehle galiyo spelling dekh
Felata hatred i chill with netflix
"Dark" hai bhavishya yeh khel nahi "sacred"
Choti h zindagi hai tu gali-de marjayega
Kashti hai meri mai tufaano-se ladjayega
Mangega kagaz mere dm pe akay par mai
Haske taal dunga par-na-kagaz dikhaega!
Devgann ki kasam gaali mat bak-lol bhai!
Mann mai gandh, zabaan control bhai
Jhandh fakeer baithke karein scroll bhai
Kam akkal itni hate kyun troll bhai?
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Yeh "lok" sadte hai "pataal" mai, main
Hathiram chaudhary na kutto ka gulaam mai
Hathoda hatero ko, mere fan ko salaam hai
Nagpaday ka rider mashoor hindustan mai
Tere samne se cut lunga, mooh phair
Tum bhedo ki nasal, maaro muth-bhedh
I mean hogi muthbhedh khoon jalega tera
Mai toh viral he rahunga, bro mai jungli-share
Mai divine, jai shri krishna everytime!
Hai khudha ke karigar hum ek hai bhai
Nafrat tu karmatt, hum ekta mai mante
Logic teri baaton ka bas milega nepal mai
Devgann ki kasam gaali mat bak-lol bhai!
Mann mai gandh, zabaan control bhai
Jhandh fakeer baithke karein scroll bhai
Kam akkal itni hate kyun troll bhai?
Kabhi dongri mai aa
Saare log ek sath
Saare mazhab yaha
Alayaalay tumhe pyaar nahi mila kya?
Meri mako doge gaali sanskar nhi mila kya?
Man-sick-ta gdbadh keyboard pe badh badh
Mazhab bachayenge pr denge casteist slur
Kalakaar ki mansha hai manch ek
Dharti pe kala jaise brahmadev
Kalakaar kyun marte hai bhuke paet?
Kalakaar ke ko mil rahe rape threat!
Ashfaq ki awaaz, mai azaad, mai bhagat
Mere dost, sunnbose, tuna na banna bhakat
Par ye troll bole mujhey pakistan chalejane
Mujhe khudane bhejayaha h khushiya felaane
Gujarati hun shanaa mai hustle nahi karta
Mera diss punchline rehearsal nahi karta
Mohabbat yeh janta ne danka baja diya!
Dekh teri gaaliyo pe gaana bana diya!
Sunsunsunn mai toh dhoop mai khilunga
Yeh avaam ka pyaar mere khoon mai daude
Bohot jald beta tujhey netflix pe milunga