Spectra! I'm a rap star!
Kaafi time se mein chha raha hu screen pe
Par profile meri lag rahi hai meme page
And I complain that I wanna change that
Chaahe baal kaato chaahe kar do clean shave
Toh naai wale bhaiya, kar do mood change
Aisa makeover de do jo kar de that change
How long will it take? How long will I wait?
Ruko zara! Sabar karo!
Ayo! Hold up!
Naam chhota don aur shaam ko shaadi hai
Ghodi bhi ready aur spare me ek gaadi hai
Baaki sab set hai, sherwani - body - vody
Khaali ye udaao ye jo extra ki daadhi hai
Wo kya hai na, apne wali ladki ko
Pasand hai apun, bas thobde pe bhadki toh
Kya kar sakte? Kuch, magic karo
Abhi baaki sab chhodo pehle ye theek karo
Don ko salaam! Kaha hai bhabhi?
Hum bhi toh dekhe kiski kismat bigaadi
I mean kismat bana di. Wo kaun hai khushnaseeb?
Wo khush toh boht hogi. Must be dreaming in her sleep.
Maa kasam, aap kya lag rahe ho!
Ye daadhi aisi hai tabhi toh jach rahe ho
Ab hum aapka makeover kya hi kare!
Yaha pe subhe se ruka hua ek writer hai
Boht famous hai idhar andar hi baitha hai
Industry me tikna chahta hai, aisa kehta hai.
Camera ke liye karna padta hai. Ab baat toh wohi hai.
Wo majbuur hai, par aap toh nahi hai
Ye industry walo ka bhi kitna bada gham hai
Kaahe ka lifestyle, saala, kahe ka freedom hai!
Apni marzi se kuch kha pii nahi sakte
Makeup ke bina kidhar jaa bhi nahi sakte
Fame ke liye aadmi aise ulajh saktaay
Apun duniya dekhelaay. Samajn saktaay
Samajh saktaay ki unka zindagi jhand hai
Par aaj nahi samjhega. Pappu, mera gun de!
Arey, arey, don bhai. Aisi baat nahi hai
Hum aapko haath, lagaaye, hamaari aukaat nahi hai
Chhodo na! Aap seedha shaadi karo!
Tumko vinamra hai. Mera daadhi karo
Dekho bhaisahab, sar pe mat chadho
Utho idhar se, aur aage badho
Kaha na humne tumhara time nahi aayega
Aise kaise?
Chup ekdum! Warna chhotu, don maar khayega
Ayy! Bas, boht ho gaya. Little little, sunte sunte abhi lot ho gaya
Kaahe ka ghamand hai be? Tujhe kaun dekhtaay?
Tu barber bhi nahi hai, saale
Tu sirf Spectra hai
Tu toh chup hi reh! Tu kaunsi don hai?
Sab ko pata hai tu haqeeqat me kaun hai
Kheechne ko kheech deta mein bhi teri daadhi
Tu ladki hai karke teri muuchh nahi ukhaadi
Aye, zabaan sambhaal, samiha na?
Tu zabaan sambhaal. You're talking to a star
Tu star hai toh mein bhi Don hu
Shakal dekhi hai?
Tu batayega, shakal ke baare me?
Iss gaane ka thumbhail aane de, phir teri shakal dekhenge!
Top 5 me bhi aa gaya tha, yaha bhi aa gaya meri jagah.
Bahut ho raha hai ha!
Tere saath collab hi nahi karuunga
Ha, karne ka bhi nahi hai, jaa, chal
Aawaaz neeche, aawaaz neeche
Tu chup, tu chup, tu chup
Shaana ban raha hai mere saamne?
Shaana ban raha hu kyuki mein shaana hu
Kaun hai ye?
Koi nahi hai, sir. Sorry, sir!!
Dekha? Koi nahi hai tu!
Khatam tata bye bye good bye
Ha, toh tu bhi koi nahi hai. Tujhse milna bhi nahi hai kisi ko
Chalo, bahar chalo
Aur gaana mat banana waapas, ha?