With his Converse tied real tight, he might
Just be my boy always, for all days
The first boy I've known to get straight A's
And appear in everyone of my high school plays
Mozart blastin' from his Volvo
And there's tape on his glasses, in charge of hall passes
Not the kinda guy I mostly been with
I go for thug or Abercrombie and Fitch
With a little bit of skater boy here and there
Not a guy who doesn't even show his underwear when he sags his pants
But I wanna go with him to the school dance and have him be my date
But I'm afraid that he doesn't know how
To move and everybody would flip and have a cow
Now just because he brings his lunch packed
This situation that I'm facing is jacked
I wouldn't call him fly, suspenders and a bow tie
I wouldn't call him the man, but he can still hang with Fan
Now this ain't the description I saw in my dreams
But they say nothing is quite like it seems
So even though you see his socks when he walks
And his pants are so tight circulation's cut off
I think I should give him a chance
And ignore his metal braces and tight pants
But my friends disagree, they disapprove of my plans to make a move
But it would behoove me to not pay attention to them
My friends just don't understand just 'cause he's not the man
They try to act hard now, pretend like they floss
We'll see who's laughing when my geek is their boss
Maybe he doesn't have experience with dates
But I bet the same thing happened to Bill Gates
So even though he doesn't have Sean Jean or Girbauds
I got love for my geek, I want everyone to know
I wouldn't call him fly, suspenders and a bow tie
I wouldn't call him the man, but he can still hang with Fan
I wouldn't call him fly, suspenders and a bow tie
I wouldn't call him the man, but he can still hang with Fan
My geek is smarter than you
Better than you, tighter than you
My geek is smarter than you
And I can teach him a thing or two
My geek is smarter than you
Better than you, tighter than you
My geek is smarter than you
And I can teach him a thing or two
My geek is smarter than you (poindexter in the house)
Better than you, tighter than you
My geek is smarter than you (poindexter in the house)
And I can teach him a thing or two
My geek is smarter than you (poindexter in the house)
Better than you, tighter than you
My geek is smarter than you (poindexter, poindexter)
I can teach him (uh, uh, uh)
I wouldn't call him fly, suspenders and a bow tie
I wouldn't call him the man, but he can still hang with Fan
I wouldn't call him fly, suspenders and a bow tie
I wouldn't call him the man, but he can still hang with Fan
(Poindexter in the house)