Fiasco!
How I have waited and waited for you
Fiasco
Thank God at last a disaster came true
What Waterloo did
And what Spain to Peru did
Should be included
Plus American wine
A real fiasco
The crowd was vicious, pernicious, divine
And now she's battered and splattered
And shattered and mine, all mine
I dream of Chanel in a Hilton hotel
A new one
Or stuck on a boat with no guests on the Cote d'Azur
Or losing her voice
What an urge to rejoice
Runs through one
But the wolf at her door
Somehow has even more allure
What a fiasco
The tweeds were hated and rated the worst
Fiasco
Put on the lame, it damn may well burst
Two old Parisis
From a primeval species
Tous devon-she, she's
At the end of the line
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It's a unanimous unqualified unmatchable
Incomparable incredible fantastic and fabulous
Fiasco
Oh, what a thrilling, fulfilling decline
And while she's slipping and slipping
I'm skipping and skipping
For now this faded, degraded and jaded old maid
Is mine!