Quit, Professor Higgins
Quit, Professor Higgins
Hear our plea, or payday we will quit
Professor Higgins!
'A', not 'I', 'O', not 'Ow'
Pounding, pounding in our brain
'A', not 'I', 'O', not 'Ow'
Don't say 'Rine' say 'Rain'
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain
What was that?
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain
I think she's got it
I think she's got it!
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain
By George, she's got it!
By George, she's got it!
Now, once again
Where does is rain?
On the plain
On the plain
And where's that soggy plain?
In Spain
In Spain
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain
Oh!
In Hartford, Hereford and Hampshire?
Hurricanes hardly happen
How kind of you to let me come
Now, once again, where does it rain?
On the plain
On the plain
And where's that's blasted plain
In Spain
In Spain
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain
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Olé!