Saint Genevieve Saint Genevieve Where were you when my youth was sold? Dear Genevieve Sweet Genevieve Shan't I be young before I'm old? ♪ You there! Me? Yes! My name is Guenevere I'm a princess sent from France To marry your king I've run away from my carriage And if you'll whisk me out of here and to my freedom I can pay you a royal bride's dowry! Well? How do you answer? Give me a moment, Your Highness I'm in a multilayered complication right now It's simple! I wish to run away You don't want to marry the king? No! I've only recently reached the age of eligibility And woo-ability! Oh! Do I say congratulations? And I want to know the joys of maidenhood! The conventional, ordinary, garden variety joys of maidenhood Where are the simple joys of maidenhood? Where are all those adoring, daring boys? Where's the knight pining so for me He leaps to death in woe for me? Oh, where are a maiden's simple joys? Shan't I have the normal life a maiden should? Shall I never be rescued in the wood? Shall two knights bear the tilt for me And let their blood be spilt for me? Oh, where are the simple joys of maidenhood? Shall I not be on a pedestal Worshipped and competed for? Not be carried off, or better still Cause a little war? Is my fate determined by love and courtship? No! Clause one: Fix the border Clause two: Establish trade Clause three: Deliver me Clause four: Stop the war Where are the simple joys of maidenhood? Are those sweet, gentle pleasures gone for good? Shall a feud not begin for me? Shall kith not kill their kin for me? Oh, where are the trivial joys Harmless, convivial joys Where are the simple joys of maidenhood?