Copy that, I'm gonna go check out that complaint over at Santa's pub
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I saw a red sleigh parked by a neon sign
With some reindeer that looked like they knew how to fly
When I walked in, I saw 'em sitting there at the bar
He was hitting on the waitress but wasn't getting far
Was December 24th, Christmas Eve
And he was half gone getting three sheets
Heard him talking 'bout heading to the Waffle House
I was like a little kid that just figured it out
Maybe that's why Santa Claus is coming to town
Maybe that's why he's at the bar throwing 'em down
Could have picked any spot anywhere in the world
But he's down here hitting on the country girls
Maybe that's how Rudolph got a red nose
Maybe that's why your stocking's all stuffed with coal
'Cause he spent his last dime at the bar and he's broke
Maybe Santa Claus is coming to town, for moonshine and mistletoe
So, I followed the sound of those jingle bells
As he lit up the sky like a bat out of hell
It was Dasher and Dancer the whole crew was drinking
Comet and Cupid fighting over Vixen
Maybe that's why Santa Claus is coming to town
Maybe that's why he's at the bar throwing 'em down
Could have picked any spot anywhere in the world
But he's down here hitting on the country girls
Maybe that's how Rudolph got a red nose
Maybe that's why your stocking's all stuffed with coal
'Cause he spent his last dime at the bar and he's broke
Maybe Santa Claus is coming to town, for moonshine and mistletoe
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Moonshine, moonshine and mistletoe
So, what's with all that naughty or nice stuff
Moonshine, moonshine and mistletoe
Maybe that's why Santa Claus is coming to town
Maybe that's why he's at the bar throwing 'em down
Could have picked any spot anywhere in the world
But he's down here, hitting on the country girls
Maybe that's how Rudolph got a red nose
Maybe that's why your stocking's all stuffed with coal
'Cause he spent his last dime at the bar and he's broke
Maybe Santa Claus is coming to town, for moonshine and mistletoe
Moonshine and mistletoe
This ain't no silent night
No, it ain't
C'mon y'all
Moonshine and mistletoe
Raise 'em up