I'm movin' out of Iowa
'Cause I can't find no love, oh no
I've been seekin'
But no one's creepin' in my bed
I'm running out of options
I'll be lonely 'till I'm dead
Where you get them farm hands to work my earth
(Tell me, Tell me)
Where you get that tractor to caress my dirt
I'm not gon' settle for soy and green beans
There's no love in Iowa for me
So I'm changing scenes
Gon' buy myself a little ranch in Nebraska
And over there I'll be dippin' food in Chipotle Mayonnaise
I'm gon' plant some seeds and watch some stuff grow
While you're raising babies I'm gettin' a high heel price and market
For my vegetables, crops, and casseroles
I-O-W-A
Failed me so I'm movin' away
Where you get them farm hands to work my earth
(Tell me, Tell me)
Where you get that tractor with lenght and girth
(Tell me please!)
I'm not gon' settle for soy and green beans
There's no love in Iowa for me so I'm changing scenes
Iowa ladies can you hear my call
(Oh-ohwee-ohwawawawow)
Iwoa sisters can you hear that sound
(Oowoowoo-hee-mamamama-hee)
That's the sound of a lonely woman
Take my paw, my heart
Ohh just take me
Anyone? Anyone? Okay, great...
I'm movin' out of Iowa
'Cause I can't find no love, oh no
I've been seekin'
But no one's creepin' in my bed
I'm running out of options
I'll be lonely 'till I'm dead